You know what the best part of the whole Eliot Spitzer debacle is? He could have spent the $80k on a car and used it to get sex for free. Random bar sluts who would sleep with you because you have an eighty thousand dollar car aren't going to know who the governor is, the IRS is less likely to investigate a midlife crisis car purchase, and at the end of the day you still have a hot ass car to show for all of your trouble. Not to mention the fact that the man's wife looks like Jennifer Aniston and is rich as hell. How do people this stupid keep getting elected to high government offices? It's like the political gene is on the same chromosome as a predisposition to severe mental retardation.
People are going to be comparing this to Clinton, there's no getting around it, but the two major distinctions need to be drawn. First, Clinton didn't make a name for himself prosecuting the crime he got busted on. Second, Clinton got his for free.
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